1.Enough with the goddamned Shakespeare already.

2.Tell us something we don’t know. 

3.Produce dirty, fast, and often.

4.Get them young.

5.Offer child care. 

6.Fight for real estate. 

7.Build bars. 

8.Boors’ night out. 

9.Expect poverty. 

10.Drop out of graduate school. 

via Ten Things Theaters Need to Do Right Now to Save Themselves – Theater – The Stranger, Seattle’s Only Newspaper.